1. So there’s a new security guard at work.  And his voice…  And his smile…  And that twinkle in his eyes…

    He scared the jesus out of me so hard this morning I legitimately fell on the floor and was lucky I didn’t hit my head on a cabinet handle somewhere.  I was in my own little music world and had my back turned and his voice in the middle of my bubble…my heart skipped a beat as I was frightened…oh man…SO EMBARRASSED.

     
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    dapenguinninja:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    asksexyflipy:

    lawebloca:

    1 Week Old Kitten

    I STEAL YOUR SOULS

    It’s trying to push the keyboard keys!

    BABY KITTEH

    Too small to internet right now…

    Cats and laptops are inexplicably attracted to one another

     
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    amazingavengers:

    beifag:

    k1mkardashian:

    girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

    having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

    none of you can do it discreetly anyways

    we see you

    everyone sees you

     
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    motherfcukahjones:

Preach
     
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    tonyballer:

    it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

     
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    strivingking:

    When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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    okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

     
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    awwww-cute:

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    Oooh

     
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    blumbitch:

    When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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    riverdoge:

    Man this series makes no fucking sense

     
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    fefeferi:

    when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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  11. I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

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    I would marry this man

    guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

    When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

    It’s showing -1 notes

     
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    karzahnii:

    a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

     
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